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FlynnSchreiber @FlynnSchreiber
8 saat önce
Can This Silly Little Game Actually Predict Your Love Life? https://lovetesteronline.c...
Let me set the scene for you. It's 11 PM on a Tuesday, I'm lying in bed, and instead of doing something productive like sleeping, I'm typing my crush's name into a website called Love Tester . Why? Because apparently I'm a functioning adult who makes excellent life choices.
First, I tested myself and my long-term partner. We got a solid 87%, which felt validating and also slightly insulting. What happened to the other 13%? Is it the way I load the dishwasher? We may never know.
Then, purely out of curiosity, I tested my partner and their celebrity crush. They scored a 94%. I have not stopped bringing this up since. Thanks, Love Tester, for the ammunition.
Next, I tested two of my friends who insist they're "just friends" (they are absolutely not just friends). The game gave them a suspicious 91%. I screenshotted it immediately and sent it to the group chat. You're welcome, universe.